What The… Miley Cyrus?

In Music on July 23, 2008 at 12:13 am

Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus: I can’t have a normal life

Miley Cyrus, one of the world’s most famous teenage stars, has admitted to yearning for a “normal” life. The Hannah Montana franchise is worth an estimated $1 billion and has turned Cyrus, daughter of country star Billy Ray Cyrus, into one of the most famous teenagers on the planet.

First off, who the hell is this girl honestly? I am from the wrong era, apparently her fan base was born after the 90’s began. Whoops! Fix your crooked teeth, put on clothing that isn’t easily identified as clothing from The Limited Too, and get rid of the trashy highlights. Thank you.  And 1 Billion dollars in assets? This is a joke right? 

OK, I do come from the “Britney” era so I don’t have much room to rant, however, this girl lacks most of the talent from what I’ve seen in brief clips and she sure does not have the dance skills Brit “Trainwreck” Spears had in her prime. I assume the mentality of both is to exude a sense of innocence while still giving off the sexual vibe? 


The problem with this “sexually innocent” popularity is CLEARLY the fallout. Let’s check out below what happens to girls that are “just bein’ Miley“…

Need I say more?


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