I don’t want to begin this post by apologizing for my ridiculously long hiatus, I’ll just leave it at that my work, new Brooklyn residence and dog have taken over my life in a very, very good way.
One thing I have taken up since having moved over the bridge is falling victim to watching extremely, mind numbingly stupid shows on Bravo i.e. Shahs of Sunset, Real Housewives of Atlanta and Millionaire Matchmaker. Since I know I’m not alone in my adoration for these shows, I thought I’d rundown my thoughts on each of them (yes, opinions included clearly):
Shahs of Sunset
While I can’t guarantee that the show will be returning for another season, I will say it has been one DAMN entertaining season. These women are nuts, well more just GG but they all can’t seem to get out of each others way. Just STOP attending Persian get togethers when you know some of the people you utterly despise will be in attendance – it’s VERY simple!!! Also, GG constantly pulling out knives on the show… when is Bravo going to step in and yank that nutcase out of the cabana and put her into a psych ward?? While I hate to admit it, I am in love, love with Lilly. She’s freakishly Barbie doll-esque, apparently loaded and “too cool” for alcohol – I want to be her in a nutshell. Reza is of course my favorite – he’s real, not perfect and level headed. I think he should do his own spin off show like Rachel Zoe’s assistant got!
Real Housewives of Atlanta
What else can I say other than that I’m totally addicted to this show/season/group of women – WHATEVER. No, I don’t watch RHOW of Miami or LA or Jersey, but these women have just trapped me into this superficial totally outrageous fairy tale and I’m in for life. I adore Cynthia – she’s so hot and level headed. Kandi and Porscha mean well, they’re not all too exciting or bright for that matter but they both don’t have any ill intent. Phaedra, Kim and Kenya all need to get their heads checked out – they lie, are completely delusional and off their rockers. Kenya kills me – what is that woman’s deal? Where is her alleged money from anyway? And her boyfriend Walter? I mean…… come on….. For anyone who watches the show they know just how batshit that woman is.
The Millionaire Matchmaker
This show is awesome, stupidly awesome. I love Patti – I thought before I watched the show that I’d absolutely despise this chick but she is super good at her matchmaking job and gives these men who clearly have never had instructions from any women before, great advice pre-dates. The women who sign up, I can’t deal – I mean… every one of them has boobs bigger than the size of my head and dresses shorter than my underwear. I would never be seen on a show vying for an unattractive millionaire’s love, but with that being said, I don’t think I’d get a call back even to begin with – so that’s that.